Just because your reputation isn’t spotless doesn’t mean your clubs can’t be. Enter: our microfiber towels with a waffle texture to get rid of dirt and grime faster than you can say, “good, good?” They’re also super absorbent, dry quickly, and come in fun, uniquely-designed prints. Bonus: they can double as a crying towel for when your game’s not going as planned.
The Details
USAG brand microfiber towels are light weight, ultra absorbent, and quick drying. The waffle texture easily removes dirt in grooves better than cotton.
We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers.
The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year.
All orders ship out within 1 business day (via UPS ground and USPS priority) You’ll get a confirmation email immediately after you order, and another one with tracking info once it ships.
This is a VERY FUNNY and VERY COOL little towel. It does a fine job in cleaning up after common household messes. Thank you! 👌🏻
Breakfast of Champions Towel
No review needed, this towel sells itself. One of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite movies. Very creative!!